Greenwoman tagged me, and darnit I wish she would include a spankin’ *winks*
This is Isabella’s Sex Meme. Anyone is welcome to steal it but you must post this rules blurb at the beginning of the meme: 1. You must include this link to Sex Talk: Sex Advice for Men. 2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained. 3. You must tag 3 people.
1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night? Both
2. Better Sex Music: Sade or Marvin Gaye? Neither and when it comes right down to it foreplay music is great but after that I don’t want to hear anything but us.
3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Video? Pics of course.
4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House? Who them?
6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On? On. I want to see everything. But middle of the night sex…well, turning on the lights would spoil that in an NY second.
8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex? Choose, I have to choose? Both, please.
9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Airplane? Can I have the glass Elevator?
10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North? Who them?
11. Word preference: Cock or Dick? Cock.
12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson? Ok, I do know who Linda Lovelace is. Neither.
13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape? Rope.
14. Give a Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex? Choose, I have to choose? As long as we shower together first. (takes care of that nagging question, Gilette).
15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs? Celebs don’t do much for me but neither do Skanky bars. I’ll take the Skanky Bar. Money is money and this way I don’t have to fuck anyone. Only get creatively naked.
16. Which threesome: Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl? I’ve never done either. Yet. I want Boy/Boy/Girl. I only do women one-on-one.
17. Flavored Oil or Tingling Oil? Flavored. I’ve not liked the tingling oils so far.
18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow? More-o-them choices. Can I have both? *winks*
19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex with a Stranger? Oh, sex with random strangers of my choosing.
20. Tied to the Bed or Tied to a St. Andrew’s Cross? Bed for the same reasons as Greenwoman.
Thanks for the invite, Greenwoman. We’ve only scratched the surface. *winks*
PS…tired, no tagging today.
Sands of Time 
LOL! I’m glad I’m not the only one who falls down when cumming. *winks*
Heh, heh….I should write this particular one I think about most often…his cock and that big ole toy….whew…
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