Tag Archives: Humor

Mastery of the Absurd or Pardon Me While I Whine

Because Mondays don’t end when you are not working. It was going well, exceptionally well.  Got up early and did some writing; was preparing to shower, get some boxes packed and off to UPS when I came tripping out of … Continue reading

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Blue Plate Special $1.95 – One Fish, Two Fish

Heehee. Yanno, they poked fun at me one day as I was carefully drawing an Aum on the bottom right hand corner of my wipe board. My wipe board. Shees, is nothing sacred? Soooo, I started writing stuff on it … Continue reading

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How many

Mood: dildos are not a lethal weapon Take a guess…how many big purple dildos do you think they see every day checking people’s bags? 100’s? 1000’s?? Millions??? Yeah, that’s it…millions….everybody who flies carries a big purple dildo in their carry … Continue reading

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Jane You Ignorant Slut

There’s something deliciously sexy about being dressed in short, tight, black skirt with no panties on a hot summer night. Sitting on the edge of my seat I centered my gaze on him,and parted my legs at the heavy set … Continue reading

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My Wiseass Children

At the beginning of April, my Most Favorite (and only) Daughter offered up the extra bedroom in her place while I prepared for my move to Hawaii. It meant sharing space with her, her boyfriend, and my youngest boy child. … Continue reading

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Dear Landlord

As you know, the weather here in Colorado has been nothing short of extreme for the last month. We’ve had snow every weekend and frigid temps every night. Although it’s been in the high 30’s during the day, what little … Continue reading

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