to melt the rest of the snow and ice after a month of frigid weather.

If I walk into one more store, see bathing suits, sleeveless tops and capri pants without finding ice melt crystals….I’m gonna… Well I’m gonna take my shovel and pail outta the sandbox and just go home!

You’re telling me all the regional offices that control merchandise to stores are located in the fucking tropics? It’s still January folks. WINTER actually happens here in Colorado. I need Ice Melt crystals for cripes sakes, not bathing suits. *grabs propane torch and heads outside* Melt the ice indeed. *I’ll show them how to melt the fucking ice*

Have a Great Sunday.